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1000 Song LP (Vol. 1)

by Mutilated Judge & Tony Montana

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Double black 12" vinyl housed in a paper inner sleeve, full-color cardboard sleeve and double PVC overbag.
Hand-numbered.
Limited to 300.
Comes with an illustrated download cardboard.
Released by Brutal Arratia Records, Hecatombe Records, Base Record Production, Pau Gasoil Records, Poop Tapes, Aggressively Uninterested, Larvae Records, Hellghillies Records, Furious Ogre Records and Primitive Noise.

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	1.	Czech Gas Station Porno Mag Connoisseur 00:02		buy track
	2.	Based Tim Morse 00:02		buy track
	3.	You Actually Know How to Play Guitar? Nerd 00:03		buy track
	4.	All I Want Is to Have Sex but I Decided to Get Into Grindcore 00:03		buy track
	5.	I Desperately Crave Female Affection 00:03		buy track
	6.	I Never Get Laid and Neither Do My Friends 00:03		buy track
	7.	If I Have Sex, I Fall in Love 00:04		buy track
	8.	Imagining How My Last Name Sounds After the First Name of Every Girl I Know 00:04		buy track
	9.	Girl Sees Me Staring at Her Boobs From 100 Meters Away 00:04		buy track
	10.	Telling the Doctor My Dick Hurts Just So That Someone Touches It 00:04		buy track
	11.	My Doctor Doesn't Know I'm an Alcoholic 00:03		buy track
	12.	Lying to My Lawyer 00:03		buy track
	13.	Blackmailing My Social Worker 00:04		buy track
	14.	Metal Girls Look Like Pigs 00:03		buy track
	15.	Hanging in the Green Hair Dye Aisle 00:05		buy track
	16.	Going to the Show and Bumming the Pink Haired 17 Year Old Girl All My Cigarettes 00:03		buy track
	17.	Bumming Cigarettes Just to Throw Them Away 00:04		buy track
	18.	Going to the Napalm Death Show to Get Laid 00:05		buy track
	19.	Napalm Death Is the Shittiest Band Ever 00:03		buy track
	20.	Napalm Death Should Kill Themselves 00:02		buy track
	21.	Barney From Napalm Death Has AIDS 00:04		buy track
	22.	Gwar Is Disney Channel Rock 00:03		buy track
	23.	Gwar Is Basically Slipknot 00:04		buy track
	24.	NYDM Is the Most Autistic Thing Ever 00:03		buy track
	25.	Agathocles Are a Bunch of Boomers 00:04		buy track
	26.	Losers Split With Agathocles, Legends Split With Bob Macabre 00:06		buy track
	27.	Oogles Setting Up a Vax Appointment 00:06		buy track
	28.	Teach Me How to DUI 00:05		buy track
	29.	Quit Letting Bros in the Bar 00:05		buy track
	30.	White Women Concentration Camp 00:04		buy track
	31.	80s Slashers Are Lame 00:03		buy track
	32.	I Only Watch Adam Sandler Movies 00:04		buy track
	33.	Rating Every Adam Sandler Movie 100 out of 100 on Rotten Tomatoes 00:01		buy track
	34.	Citizen Kane Was Really Talking About a Prolapsed Asshole 00:01		buy track
	35.	I Asked for GTA for My Birthday but They Gave Me Chessmaster 00:01		buy track
	36.	Jerking Off to GTA San Andreas Strippers 00:03		buy track
	37.	Jerking Off to 1996 Lara Croft’s Triangle Boobs 00:05		buy track
	38.	Jerking Off to the Sound of the Neighbours Fucking 00:03		buy track
	39.	Carefully Listening to My Parents Fuck 00:01		buy track
	40.	Stupid Tribal Flower Tattoo on Forearm 00:02		buy track
	41.	One Day I’m Gonna Have Flame Tattoos 00:03		buy track
	42.	Paying for Tattoos Is Gay 00:03		buy track
	43.	Face Tattoos Are for Criminal Scum 00:03		buy track
	44.	Chest Tattoos Are Pathetic 00:03		buy track
	45.	Trad Tattoos Are Ugly and Outdated 00:03		buy track
	46.	Anti Music Symbol Tattoos Are for Nerds 00:09		buy track
	47.	Matching Tattoos Are Cringe 00:05		buy track
	48.	You Have to Be Cringe to Get Girls 00:04		buy track
	49.	Girls Love Men With Big Funko Pop Collections 00:03		buy track
	50.	My Girlfriend Buys Me Funko Pops With Her Only Fans Money 00:01		buy track
	51.	I Sold My Organs in Kosovo to Buy More Funko Pops 00:01		buy track
	52.	I Murdered My Mom Because She Gave My Funko Pops to My Little Cousin 00:03		buy track
	53.	I Raised Money for My Son's Cancer Treatment and Spent It on Funko Pops 00:03		buy track
	54.	I Suplexed My Little Brother and Killed Him 00:03		buy track
	55.	Murdering My Math Teacher Because He Wouldn't Recognize 77 + 33 = 100 00:03		buy track
	56.	Manipulating My Senile Grandad Into Making Me His Sole Heir 00:02		buy track
	57.	Asking My Mom for Money to Spend on Prostitutes 00:03		buy track
	58.	I Paid €100 for an Hour and Couldn’t Get a Boner 00:04		buy track
	59.	Cool Pit Vipers, Loser 00:03		buy track
	60.	It's Called Harsh Noise and It's Art 00:04		buy track
	61.	Harsh Noise Is a Real Job 00:03		buy track
	62.	Loser in Real Life, King in the Noisegrind Scene 00:04		buy track
	63.	I Put the Real Bullet in Alec Baldwin’s Gun 00:04		buy track
	64.	Marvel Movies Suck 00:04		buy track
	65.	Tobey Maguire Is the Only True Spiderman 00:06		buy track
	66.	Virgin MCU Consoomer 00:04		buy track
	67.	Chad Turkish TV Drama Appreciator 00:06		buy track
	68.	You're Adopted 00:04		buy track
	69.	Nice 00:01		buy track
	70.	Selling Heroin to 10 Year Old Kids 00:03		buy track
	71.	Listening to Meat Shits and Getting Blown by a Hooker in the Toys R Us Parking Lot 00:02		buy track
	72.	Full Blown Sprinting at Random Women at Night 00:02		buy track
	73.	Jesse Creekbaum Interviewed by Vice 00:02		buy track
	74.	I Know What Sex Is but I Won’t Tell You 00:03		buy track
	75.	Drinking Dad’s Methadone as a Kid 00:04		buy track
	76.	Dad’s Methadone, the Forbidden Soda 00:05		buy track
	77.	Malcolm in the Middle Taught Me Everything I Know 00:02		buy track
	78.	The Big Bang Theory Is the Funniest Show Ever Fr Fr No Cap 00:04		buy track
	79.	Bazinga!!! 00:04		buy track
	80.	I’ve Kept My Kids Locked in the Basement Since They Were Born Watching The Big Bang Theory All Day and They Can’t Complain Because They Don’t Know There’s More Stuff in the World 00:04		buy track
	81.	Pictures of Naked Ladies Make My Peepee Hard 00:03		buy track
	82.	I’m Grounded, Dad Checked the Browser History 00:05		buy track
	83.	Googleing How to Fuck a Hot Girl 00:03		buy track
	84.	Sucking My Big Brother's Cock Cuz He Said It Would Make Me Better at Kissing Girls 00:03		buy track
	85.	It’s Not a Phase, Mom, I’m a Shrigma Lone Wolf Yogurt Male 00:03		buy track
	86.	I Wish I Had a Girlfriend So I Could Dump Her at a Restaurant and Tell Her I Have to Return Some Videotapes 00:02		buy track
	87.	Cool Sanguisugabogg Shirt, Bro, Did Your Husband Give It to You? 00:04		buy track
	88.	Caveman Riffs? More Like Get a Job, Loser 00:02		buy track
	89.	The Masculine Urge to Jerk Off to Waluigi Porn 00:02		buy track
	90.	The Masculine Urge to Yell “Kachow!!!” When Cumming 00:07		buy track
	91.	Imagine Your Daughter Brings Her Boyfriend Over and It’s Ben 00:05		buy track
	92.	Ben Is a Lanklet 00:03		buy track
	93.	Ben vs. Cartoon Network 00:04		buy track
	94.	Ben on Suicide Watch Cuz Eric Andre Never Replied to His Tags 00:04		buy track
	95.	Eric Andre Is Actually Pretty Funny, I Dunno Why Ben Doesn’t Like Him 00:06		buy track
	96.	Ben, Champion of Basque Rural Sports 00:02		buy track
	97.	Being Afraid to Say I Think Mark From MDFL Is Nice 00:05		buy track
	98.	Mark From MDFL Has a Social Distortion Tattoo 00:01		buy track
	99.	Sage Has a Ska Guy Tattoo 00:04		buy track
	100.	Sage Has a Ska Girl Wearing an Anti Music Shirt Tattoo 00:03		buy track
	101.	Antón Has a Kirk Van Houten Jerking Off Tattoo 00:06		buy track
	102.	Sleeping in the Van Cuz the Squat Won’t Let Our Canceled Asses In 00:04		buy track
	103.	We Don't Wanna Sleep in Your Nasty Ass, Flea Infested Squat 00:02		buy track
	104.	Promoters Will Say They'll Make Food, Then Give You Vegan Stew 00:02		buy track
	105.	Vegan Stew Again? I Think I'll Just Starve, Thanks 00:03		buy track
	106.	Don’t Check Their Early Stuff on Metal Archives Type of Black Metal 00:03		buy track
	107.	In Texas, Everyone Does Coke 00:04		buy track
	108.	Congratulations on Your Vaccine Selfie 00:05		buy track
	109.	Fearing the Vaccine Cause I Don't Want to Live as an Autist 00:05		buy track
	110.	Always Ask Yourself What Would Seth Putnam Do 00:02		buy track
	111.	GoFundMe to Pay for Ben's Trip to Mexico to Get a Golden Tooth 00:02		buy track
	112.	I Always Stay Drinking in the Parking Lot During Shows and Then Tell the Bands Their Set Was Great 00:04		buy track
	113.	Great Set, Can I Borrow Everything? 00:03		buy track
	114.	Violent Opposition's Bassist Brings Her Xbox on Tour 00:04		buy track
	115.	The Earthworm Von Doom Guy Looks Like Filthy Frank 00:03		buy track
	116.	You Looked at Me, You Are Now My Girlfriend 00:02		buy track
	117.	I Cum Every Time a Girl Looks at Me 00:04		buy track
	118.	I Bring My Hentai Pillow on Tour 00:03		buy track
	119.	Mom Said It's My Turn on the Xbox 00:03		buy track
	120.	Mom Said It's My Turn to Fuck the Hentai Pillow 00:04		buy track
	121.	Mom Said It's My Turn to Drink From the Cum Jar 00:02		buy track
	122.	I Meet a Girl, I Show Her My Harsh Noise Lathe Cut Collection, She Leaves 00:02		buy track
	123.	I Meet a Girl, I Show Her My Cum Jar, She Tries to Call the Cops, I Kill Her 00:02		buy track
	124.	Thinking of That Girl I Held Hands With When I Was 5 00:03		buy track
	125.	Doing Backflips in Front of My Crush 00:01		buy track
	126.	Popping Wheelies With Training Wheels in Front of My Crush 00:02		buy track
	127.	I Wish I Was Bender So That I Could Fuck Hobots 00:02		buy track
	128.	I Eat My Own Cum to Get Back the Testosterone I Release When I Cum 00:02		buy track
	129.	Wanna Go to the Nudist Beach to Stare at the Naked Grannies? 00:11		buy track
	130.	This Is My Favorite Bush to Jerk Off Behind 00:01		buy track
	131.	Arrested at the Nudist Beach for Masturbating in Public 00:02		buy track
	132.	Telling the Cops I Have a Rare Disease That Will Kill Me if I Don't Jerk Off Every 5 Minutes 00:03		buy track
	133.	Telling the Cops I Jerk Off in Public Because I'm Going Back to Monke 00:03		buy track
	134.	Breaking Into the Chimp Cage to Jerk Off With Them 00:01		buy track
	135.	Banned From Ryanair for Jerking Off to Porn at Full Volume on the Plane 00:04		buy track
	136.	I Studied Medicine for 10 Years Just to Self Diagnose a Disease That Forces Me to Jerk Off in Public or Else I Will Die 00:03		buy track
	137.	Jerking Off to Porn at Full Volume in My Room During the Family Reunion Dinner 00:04		buy track
	138.	Jerking Off to My Dad's Porno VHS and Then Having to Rewind It Back to Where It Was When I Put It In So He Won't Notice 00:03		buy track
	139.	Personality Guy 00:01		buy track
	140.	At Least Show Me One Boob, Please 00:02		buy track
	141.	Going to Mardi Gras and Telling Every Drunk Whore That I'm a Virgin in the Hopes for Pity Sex 00:02		buy track
	142.	Bringing My PC to the Bar So I Can Show Each One of the Girls I Like the Sims Family I Made Where They Are My Wife 00:04		buy track
	143.	Dragon Ball Sucks 00:04		buy track
	144.	Anime Is Gay 00:02		buy track
	145.	Family Guy Is My Favorite Anime 00:02		buy track
	146.	I Swear One Piece Gets Better After Episode 877645 00:05		buy track
	147.	Grown Man Wearing a Cat Ear Headband Doing Ahegao Face 00:02		buy track
	148.	Juantxu Was a Weeb in School 00:02		buy track
	149.	Juantxu Has a Naruto Headband 00:02		buy track
	150.	Fuck Weebs 00:02		buy track
	151.	Japan Sucks 00:02		buy track
	152.	Australia Sucks 00:02		buy track
	153.	Los Angeles Is a Dump 00:05		buy track
	154.	Paris Is Ghetto and Ugly 00:02		buy track
	155.	Duluth Sucks 00:02		buy track
	156.	Bilbao World Capital of Speed 00:03		buy track
	157.	Barcelona Is a Hipster Shithole Full of Drunk Brits 00:03		buy track
	158.	Selling Fake Drugs to Drunk Tourists in Barcelona 00:02		buy track
	159.	Visiting St. Louis and Just Hoping Not to Get Killed 00:04		buy track
	160.	Gang Members Are Insecure Wimps 00:04		buy track
	161.	You Can Kill Me but You Can't Unfuck the Colombian Hookers I Fucked on Tour 00:02		buy track
	162.	Paying a Hooker to Hold Hands 00:07		buy track
	163.	Paying a Hooker to Go Get in Pajamas and Lay Down in Bed 00:03		buy track
	164.	Paying a Hooker to Tell Me That My Dick Is a Decent Size Over and Over Again for 2 Hours 00:03		buy track
	165.	Bringing a Hooker Home and Telling My Parents She’s My Girlfriend So That They Think I’m a Normal Guy Who Talks to Girls 00:04		buy track
	166.	Hooker Is Jealous Cuz I Fucked Another Hooker 00:03		buy track
	167.	Bringing My Date to a Porn Theater to Create a Good First Impression 00:02		buy track
	168.	Bringing My Date to a Museum and Explaining to Her How Small Cocks Are a Sign of Classical Beauty 00:02		buy track
	169.	Intentionally Going to the Wrong Side When Giving Two Kisses to a Girl to Kiss Her on the Lips 00:02		buy track
	170.	Buddhism Is Really Dumb 00:03		buy track
	171.	The Tao Is Stupid 00:03		buy track
	172.	New Year's Is Stupid and Every Year Sucks 00:05		buy track
	173.	Keep Christ in Christmas 00:02		buy track
	174.	Feeling Guilty About Masturbating on Christmas 00:03		buy track
	175.	Going to My Parents' House for Christmas Just to Eat for Free and Never Talking to Them for Another Year 00:07		buy track
	176.	Throwing a Tantrum on Xmas Cuz Santa Didn't Bring Me the Full of Hell Fuzz Pedal 00:04		buy track
	177.	You Either Die Young or Live Long Enough to Become the Racist Uncle 00:06		buy track
	178.	Mom Found the Piss Drawer 00:05		buy track
	179.	Mom Found the Green M&M Fleshlight 00:02		buy track
	180.	Wearing Sunglasses to Stare at Boobs Without Them Noticing 00:03		buy track
	181.	Shadow Boxing on the Sidewalk Outside the Orphanage 00:04		buy track
	182.	Setting Orphanages on Fire for Fun 00:02		buy track
	183.	Starting Wildfires for Fun 00:02		buy track
	184.	Throwing Rocks at People for Fun 00:02		buy track
	185.	Help the World and Kill Yourself 00:03		buy track
	186.	Manipulating Internet People Into Suicide for Fun 00:03		buy track
	187.	Pretending to Be a 16 Year Old Girl and Talking Virgins Online Into Buying Me Plane Tickets to Where I Want to Go 00:04		buy track
	188.	Slipping Drugs Into People's Luggage at the Airport and Watching Them Cry in Despair as They Face a Prison Sentence 00:02		buy track
	189.	Applying Lethal Amounts of Voltage to Frisbee Golf Baskets and Then Watching People Play 00:02		buy track
	190.	Sam's Gonna Be a Dad 00:03		buy track
	191.	Sam Wants to Be a Dad Just to Start a ZZ Top Cover Band With Other Dads 00:03		buy track
	192.	I've Never Seen a Cute Baby 00:03		buy track
	193.	I Wish I Was a Baby So I Could Wear Diapers and Shit Everywhere 00:02		buy track
	194.	Letting a Turd Slip Out While I’m Rushing to the Bathroom 00:02		buy track
	195.	You Look Like You Were Made in the Oblivion Character Creator 00:01		buy track
	196.	Oblivion Characters Are My Kink 00:03		buy track
	197.	Having Kinks Is Gay 00:02		buy track
	198.	Kinkshaming Is OK 00:04		buy track
	199.	The Missionary Is the Only Valid Position 00:06		buy track
	200.	Teaching My Kids to Kinkshame Everyone They Meet 00:05		buy track
	201.	Teaching My Kids to Bully Weaker Kids 00:03		buy track
	202.	Teaching My Kids to Bully Fat Kids 00:02		buy track
	203.	Teaching My Kids to Bully Poor Kids 00:02		buy track
	204.	Teaching My Kids to Bully Kids Who Read Harry Potter 00:01		buy track
	205.	Teaching My Kids to Laugh at Bald People 00:02		buy track
	206.	Teaching My Kids to Judge People by Their Appearance 00:02		buy track
	207.	Teaching My Kids That Violence Is Always the Answer 00:02		buy track
	208.	Bullying My Own Kids and Destroying Their Self Esteem 00:04		buy track
	209.	Teaching My Kids How to Shoot Heroin 00:03		buy track
	210.	Pedro Is Bald 00:03		buy track
	211.	Bald Guys Grow Beards to Compensate 00:03		buy track
	212.	I’m Bald and Can’t Grow a Beard, Time to Kill Myself 00:01		buy track
	213.	Badass Skullet 00:01		buy track
	214.	You Grew a Beard to Hide Your Beta Male Chin 00:02		buy track
	215.	Will Smith Cucked by His Bald Wife 00:03		buy track
	216.	I Fucked a Single Mom, Beat Her 10 Year Old Son in Street Fighter Until He Cried, Left and Never Called Her Again 00:03		buy track
	217.	Dating a Single Mom Just to Play Videogames With Her Kid Because I Have No Friends 00:02		buy track
	218.	I Will Never Have a Friend Because Seth Putnam Died 00:02		buy track
	219.	Hip Hop Is Not a Real Culture 00:03		buy track
	220.	Rap Is Not Real Music 00:03		buy track
	221.	Riff Raff Is the Only Good Rapper 00:03		buy track
	222.	Thanks to My Wife's Boyfriend for Paying for This Release 00:04		buy track
	223.	Sleeping on the Couch Because My Wife Needs to Sleep With Other Men to Fill Her Needs and I Respect Her 00:01		buy track
	224.	Waiting Outside the Tour Bus While My Girlfriend Fucks the Whole Band 00:01		buy track
	225.	On My Way to Guitar Center to Play the “Smoke on the Water” Main Riff for Three Hours and Not Buy Anything 00:02		buy track
	226.	Dr. Loveless Was Right 00:02		buy track
	227.	Bringing a Nerf Gun to a Knife Fight 00:07		buy track
	228.	Bringing a Morning Star to a Fist Fight 00:04		buy track
	229.	Vinnie Vincent Is My Grandma 00:08		buy track
	230.	It's OK to Like Thrash Metal Until You Turn 16 00:02		buy track
	231.	I Suck Dick for Money to Buy Raunchous Brothers Records 00:04		buy track
	232.	Making Mukbang Videos in Front of the Weight Loss Clinic 00:03		buy track
	233.	Bomb Every Whole Foods 00:02		buy track
	234.	Lemonade Is Unhealthy Sugar Water 00:02		buy track
	235.	Kombucha Is Gay 00:02		buy track
	236.	Yerba Mate Is Gay 00:03		buy track
	237.	Craft Beer Tastes Like Shit 00:02		buy track
	238.	Corporate Beer Is the Only Good Beer 00:01		buy track
	239.	Crazy Stallion Is the Only Beverage I Drink 00:05		buy track
	240.	Drunk on Antifreeze 00:09		buy track
	241.	Eating Every Pill I Find Around the House and Hoping I Get High 00:03		buy track
	242.	Diet Cum 00:03		buy track
	243.	Chinese Pizza Kebab 00:03		buy track
	244.	People Who Care About Pineapple on Pizza Are Retarded 00:04		buy track
	245.	I Eat Tons of Pineapple and Throw My Pineapple Flavor Cum on a Pizza 00:04		buy track
	246.	Pizza Is for Kids, Grow Up 00:03		buy track
	247.	Pizza Is Disgusting Trash 00:02		buy track
	248.	Chocolate Is the Worst Food Ever 00:07		buy track
	249.	Fuck Food 00:09		buy track
	250.	I Only Eat the Food Mentioned on Anal Cunt’s Rider 00:04		buy track
	251.	I Only Eat Klav Kalash and Crab Juice 00:02		buy track
	252.	I Survive by Hunting the Easter Bunnies Abandoned by Kids 00:02		buy track
	253.	Sage Lives Off Pork Rinds and Vodka 00:05		buy track
	254.	Eating Only Raw Meat Is the Healthiest Diet 00:05		buy track
	255.	Anyone That Buys Orange Juice With Pulp Should Be Killed 00:02		buy track
	256.	Straining the Orange Juice and Only Eating the Pulp 00:02		buy track
	257.	I Put Raisins on Every Dish 00:02		buy track
	258.	Cheese Is Just Repurposed Cow Cum 00:03		buy track
	259.	Dishwasher Salmon Is Peak American Cuisine 00:04		buy track
	260.	Peanut Butter Taco Shells Are Peak Midwest Cuisine 00:03		buy track
	261.	We Butter the Bread With Earwax 00:02		buy track
	262.	Dip Your Dick in Peanut Butter and Fuck an Allergic Motherfucker 00:02		buy track
	263.	Dip Your Dick in Gluten and Fuck a Celiac Bitch 00:02		buy track
	264.	Dip Your Dick in Pineapple Juice and Fuck a Pizza 00:01		buy track
	265.	Killing Myself Because I Found Out Red Bull Doesn't Actually Contain Bull Cum 00:02		buy track
	266.	My Sister Thinks I Take Care of My Nephews Cuz I Love Kids but Actually I Just Love Munching on Their Lice 00:01		buy track
	267.	Arugula Is Gay 00:02		buy track
	268.	Kale Is Gay Too 00:03		buy track
	269.	Feeding A5 Kobe Beef to My Dog 00:03		buy track
	270.	Buying the Homeless Bags of Dry Beans 00:03		buy track
	271.	Endangered Whale Deep Fried in Engine Oil 00:03		buy track
	272.	I Don't Need to Watch a Movie to Know It Sucks 00:01		buy track
	273.	Only Retards Feel Nostalgic About Disney Movies 00:01		buy track
	274.	Blackfish Is the Funniest Movie I've Ever Seen 00:02		buy track
	275.	Pinocchio 3000 Is Peak Kino 00:02		buy track
	276.	I Got Stendhal Syndrome From Watching Polar Express 00:01		buy track
	277.	I Would Let Nicolas Cage Molest Me if I Could Star in National Treasure 3 00:02		buy track
	278.	Downfall Is a "Literally Me" Movie 00:01		buy track
	279.	I Wanna Date DW From Arthur 00:01		buy track
	280.	Somehow We All Know Arthur Is Black 00:02		buy track
	281.	Stressed Out Looney Toon 00:02		buy track
	282.	Sleep Paralysis but the Demon Is Pbapes Teaching Yoga 00:03		buy track
	283.	Sleep Paralysis but the Demon Is Primitive Man Playing a Show 00:02		buy track
	284.	Sleep Paralysis but the Demon Is Anthony Fantano Reviewing Full of Hell Albums 00:04		buy track
	285.	My Morning Alarm Is Anthony Fantano Reviewing Full of Hell Albums 00:04		buy track
	286.	I Wanna Lick Anthony Fantano’s Bald Head 00:03		buy track
	287.	I Promise if Anthony Fantano Reviews This Album I Will Stop Selling Drugs to Kids 00:02		buy track
	288.	Giving a Loaded Gun to Every Kid I See 00:01		buy track
	289.	I Donated Sperm Once So I Explain Sex to Every Kid I See Just in Case They're My Son Because That's What Being a Good Dad Is About 00:03		buy track
	290.	Telling My Kids That the Dryer the Pussy, the Hornier the Woman 00:02		buy track
	291.	Birds Aren't Real 00:03		buy track
	292.	Birds Are Actually Government Surveillance Drones 00:03		buy track
	293.	I Screenshot Your NFT 00:02		buy track
	294.	Non Fuckable Token 00:02		buy track
	295.	Non Functioning Testicle 00:02		buy track
	296.	Nice Fucking Tiddies 00:02		buy track
	297.	Small Town Genius 00:01		buy track
	298.	Band That Only Plays to the Same 15 People in the Same Town Forever 00:02		buy track
	299.	All Local Band Fest 00:02		buy track
	300.	Local Band Wearing Their Own Merch for the Band Photo 00:02		buy track
	301.	Cover Bands Are Cool 00:05		buy track
	302.	Your Lyrics Are Dumb 00:01		buy track
	303.	Your Dumb Fucking Opinion Doesn’t Matter 00:01		buy track
	304.	Punks Making a Difference 00:05		buy track
	305.	Punks Are Just Hippies That Wear Black 00:02		buy track
	306.	All the Hippies Turned Into Rich Assholes 00:01		buy track
	307.	Burnout Hippy Eating Mushrooms Cause He Thinks It Will Make Him Smarter 00:02		buy track
	308.	Iron Maiden Isn't Good, They Just Had a Cool Artist 00:02		buy track
	309.	Manowar Is Objectively the Only Band 00:01		buy track
	310.	Joey DeMaio Is a Knight of Malta 00:04		buy track
	311.	Joey DeMaio Lives in His Mom’s Basement 00:01		buy track
	312.	I Can’t Grow a Proper Mustache 00:01		buy track
	313.	I Can Tell You’re Into Grindcore by Your Pedostache 00:01		buy track
	314.	I Wish I Had Bobobo's Mustache to Use It to Jerk Off 00:02		buy track
	315.	Czech Brothel 00:03		buy track
	316.	When I Grow Up I Wanna Be a Professional Whore Fucker 00:01		buy track
	317.	$20 Blowjob on the Greyhound to Philly 00:01		buy track
	318.	Hello Speed, Goodbye Dick 00:01		buy track
	319.	Speed Makes My Willy Look Like Crazy Frog’s 00:13		buy track
	320.	Alf Dick 00:02		buy track
	321.	I’m Gonna Do So Much Speed My Dick Is Gonna Disappear Forever 00:02		buy track
	322.	Wendy’s and Blow 2: Kebab and Speed 00:01		buy track
	323.	Speederman 00:01		buy track
	324.	Eternal Speed Comedown 00:01		buy track
	325.	I Only Drive Drunk 00:01		buy track
	326.	Imagine Paying Your Traffic Fines LOL 00:05		buy track
	327.	Drunk Driving Heavy Machinery at Work 00:06		buy track
	328.	Driving My Kids to School After a 3 Day Coke Binge 00:02		buy track
	329.	I Was High on 15 Drugs When I Passed My Driving Test 00:02		buy track
	330.	Your Honor, Maybe I Was Drunk but the Kid Didn't Look Both Ways 00:02		buy track
	331.	Drugs Make You Cool 00:03		buy track
	332.	You Were Cooler Before You Became Straight Edge 00:02		buy track
	333.	Straight Edge Dude Getting the X Removed Because He Found Out Drugs Are Amazing 00:01		buy track
	334.	Deche Charge Suck at Writing Song Titles 00:03		buy track
	335.	You Don’t Drink Alcohol Because You Were Never Invited to a Party 00:04		buy track
	336.	Buying a Daily Planner So My Days of Jerking Off, Doing Drugs, and Getting Drunk Have More Flow 00:02		buy track
	337.	Going to CVS to Warm Up and Get Drunk 00:03		buy track
	338.	Fetty Party 00:01		buy track
	339.	Smoking Delta 8 on the School Bus 00:02		buy track
	340.	You’re Very Mature for Your Age 00:02		buy track
	341.	Playing Magic the Gathering Online With Varg Vikernes 00:01		buy track
	342.	Spanging for Money to Buy Glue 00:01		buy track
	343.	Grabbing Pennies From the Wishing Well at the Mall to Buy Meth 00:03		buy track
	344.	Selling My Brother's $1200 Gamer PC Setup for Just $100 to Buy Meth 00:03		buy track
	345.	Cuddling With Crackheads 00:05		buy track
	346.	Dropping My Piss Jug in the House With the Cap Off 00:02		buy track
	347.	It Hurts When I Pee 00:02		buy track
	348.	Too Much Ketamine Ruined My Bladder 00:02		buy track
	349.	Trapped in the K Hole 00:01		buy track
	350.	Doing Coke With My Grandpa at the Vince Neil Show 00:02		buy track
	351.	Drinking Shiraz and Watching Figure Skating With My Mom While She Folds My Laundry 00:01		buy track
	352.	My Mom Buys All My Clothes 00:01		buy track
	353.	I Used to Give Free Drugs to Your Mom When She Was Pregnant With You to Make Sure You Were Born Retarded 00:01		buy track
	354.	60 Cigs a Day 00:02		buy track
	355.	I’d Rather Smoke Cigarettes Than Eat 00:01		buy track
	356.	Picking Up Cigarette Butts 00:02		buy track
	357.	Everyday I Wake Up at 4 a.m. Just to Chain Smoke 10 Cigs Then I Go Back to Bed 00:02		buy track
	358.	Cigs and Diet Coke, Breakfast of Champions 00:01		buy track
	359.	God Provided Man With a Foreskin Enabling Him to Hold Cigarettes With It 00:01		buy track
	360.	Teaching My Kids How to Hold Cigs With Their Foreskin 00:01		buy track
	361.	I Got Dick Cancer From Holding Too Many Cigs With My Foreskin 00:01		buy track
	362.	Keeping My Son's Foreskin Just in Case He Wants to Get it Sewed Back One Day 00:01		buy track
	363.	Neverending Edging 00:02		buy track
	364.	Accidentally Seeing My Grandmother’s Vagina 00:01		buy track
	365.	Listen to Your Grandma Fart 00:02		buy track
	366.	Farting Should Be Illegal 00:04		buy track
	367.	$1000 E-thot Fart in a Jar 00:02		buy track
	368.	D.O.A. for Drinking Too Much Gamer Girl Bath Water 00:01		buy track
	369.	Picky Virgin 00:02		buy track
	370.	Pure Muscle Alpha Chad 00:01		buy track
	371.	Ripped Dude With a Mickey Mouse Voice 00:02		buy track
	372.	The Jacked Manlet Gets the Girl 00:01		buy track
	373.	Manlets Rise Up 00:02		buy track
	374.	Chad for a Night 00:02		buy track
	375.	Overalls, Retro Hat, and $2000 Apartment 00:02		buy track
	376.	Slow Music Is Gay 00:02		buy track
	377.	Doom Metal Is the Most Boring Shit Ever 00:02		buy track
	378.	Ashing My Cigarettes on Stoner Doom Metalers 00:02		buy track
	379.	They're Called Sleep Cuz They're Zzzzz 00:02		buy track
	380.	Double Kick Blastbeats Are Gay 00:01		buy track
	381.	Blast Addict, I Mean Bitch Addict 00:01		buy track
	382.	Folk Punk Is Gay 00:01		buy track
	383.	Going to the Rave to Steal From Passed Out Jerks 00:01		buy track
	384.	Retarded Ravers Listening to the Same Beat for 3 Days 00:01		buy track
	385.	I Exclusively Listen to My Own Band 00:01		buy track
	386.	The Jukebox Should Have Us on It 00:01		buy track
	387.	Bad Guy Is the Underdog 00:01		buy track
	388.	Home Invasion on Paty Vomit 00:02		buy track
	389.	Spanish Slur 00:01		buy track
	390.	Johnny Rotten Looks Like an Inbred Slug 00:01		buy track
	391.	Black Flag Sucks 00:03		buy track
	392.	Minor Threat Sucks 00:01		buy track
	393.	Discharge Sucks 00:02		buy track
	394.	Green Day Sucks 00:01		buy track
	395.	I Love Blink 182 00:03		buy track
	396.	Crust Punks Think Every Day Is Halloween 00:02		buy track
	397.	Dressing Weird Isn't Rebellion, It's Just Weird 00:02		buy track
	398.	Having a Septum Ring Doesn't Make You a Minority 00:02		buy track
	399.	Dying Your Hair a Stupid Color to Get Attention Is Radical 00:02		buy track
	400.	Punk Rock Business Owner 00:01		buy track
	401.	9/11 Was Cool 00:01		buy track
	402.	George Zimmerman Ruined the World 00:02		buy track
	403.	Build the Wall Around California 00:01		buy track
	404.	Deathcore Is Scary and Badass 00:03		buy track
	405.	Upper Middle Class Hell 00:02		buy track
	406.	Dive Bars Are Church 00:01		buy track
	407.	Why Do Vegans Hate Plants? 00:02		buy track
	408.	Facebook Vegan Posting Pics of Food They Made That Looks Like Diarrhea 00:02		buy track
	409.	Panda Express Is Authentic 00:02		buy track
	410.	Applebee's Has the Best Food on Earth 00:01		buy track
	411.	McDonald's Has Amazing Burgers 00:01		buy track
	412.	I Want Borgar From McDondal 00:02		buy track
	413.	A Million Cheeseburgers Made Her Ass Fat 00:01		buy track
	414.	Bring Quaaludes Back 00:02		buy track
	415.	Fake Fishing Out 00:03		buy track
	416.	Why Did You Say “Dude” to Your Girl? 00:01		buy track
	417.	Facebook Is the Punk Bible 00:01		buy track
	418.	Fecal Albinism 00:01		buy track
	419.	Holding In My Poop Is the Best Drug 00:01		buy track
	420.	Weed Is the Weakest Drug 00:01		buy track
	421.	Weed Ain't a Personality 00:01		buy track
	422.	Weed Is for Losers 00:02		buy track
	423.	Weed Cures Cancer and Makes You More Intelligent 00:01		buy track
	424.	Weed Makes You a Millionaire and Get Thousands of Girls 00:01		buy track
	425.	If You Want Success Make Sure to Smoke Lots of Weed, Drink Everyday, and Watch Tons of Porn 00:03		buy track
	426.	If I Had One Wish in the World, It Would Be to Take a Dab 00:01		buy track
	427.	Throwing My Broken Bong in the Recycling 00:01		buy track
	428.	Running Home on Break to Smoke out of My 5ft Bong 00:01		buy track
	429.	I Never Lock the Door When I Jerk Off in the Bathroom Because Danger Turns Me On 00:01		buy track
	430.	I Was Watching Porn in the Bathroom and Accidentally Turned the Volume Up, Now My Whole Family Knows I'm a Coomer 00:01		buy track
	431.	Coomer Phenotype 00:03		buy track
	432.	I Set Feras Antoon's House on Fire 00:01		buy track
	433.	I Watch Porn for the Plot 00:01		buy track
	434.	Sorry, I Can’t Go Out, I Got Porn to Watch 00:01		buy track
	435.	The Type of Fella to Rate and Comment Pornhub Videos 00:01		buy track
	436.	Closing the Blinds on a Beautiful Sunset So I Can Jerk Off Without Glare 00:01		buy track
	437.	I Spend 4 Hours a Day Browsing Through Pornhub Hoping to See if Any of the Girls I Went to Highschool With Did Porn 00:03		buy track
	438.	Reject Hardcore Porn, Embrace National Geographic Naked Tribe Ladies 00:01		buy track
	439.	Eating a Sandwich Without Washing Your Hands After Jerking Off Gives It a Special Taste 00:01		buy track
	440.	Sometimes When I'm on Coke I Can Jerk Off Start to Finish Without Getting Hard 00:01		buy track
	441.	Sometimes When I'm on Speed I Can Jerk Off for 3 Hours Multiple Times a Day 00:01		buy track
	442.	Water Is Gross 00:01		buy track
	443.	Jack Daniels Is Amazing 00:01		buy track
	444.	Jameson Is Disgusting Garbage 00:01		buy track
	445.	Alcohol Is Sad and Pathetic 00:01		buy track
	446.	Happy Hour Is Sad 00:01		buy track
	447.	Inviting All My Friends in Recovery Out for a Drink 00:01		buy track
	448.	Going to My Friend's 10 Years Sober Party and Pouring Vodka in Every Soft Drink 00:01		buy track
	449.	Reddit Punk 00:01		buy track
	450.	World War 3 in Minnesota 00:01		buy track
	451.	Why Does Every American Punk Look Like Billie Eilish? 00:01		buy track
	452.	The Youth's Gone Autistic 00:01		buy track
	453.	I'd Rather Be a Construction Worker Than a Tiktoker 00:01		buy track
	454.	Cancel the Woke 00:01		buy track
	455.	Canceled by MDFL 00:01		buy track
	456.	You Won’t Get Canceled Because No One’s Ever Heard of You 00:01		buy track
	457.	Not Doing Things You Enjoy to Get Clout 00:01		buy track
	458.	Boycotting Companies Whose CEO Said Some Shit You Didn't Like Is Revolutionary 00:01		buy track
	459.	Problematic Tweet From 15 Years Ago 00:02		buy track
	460.	I Never Read a Book 00:01		buy track
	461.	I Can't Read 00:01		buy track
	462.	I Flunked Kindergarten 00:01		buy track
	463.	Nothing Rhymes With Gum 00:04		buy track
	464.	Falling Asleep at Cirque du Soleil 00:01		buy track
	465.	I Tie a Rope Around My Penis and Jump From a Tree 00:01		buy track
	466.	I Hang Myself With a Dead Dog’s Dick 00:01		buy track
	467.	Killing Myself Because I Lost a Chess Game Against a Girl 00:01		buy track
	468.	One Sec, Mom, I Just Have to Reply “Based” on This Thread 00:01		buy track
	469.	Based Jonco 00:01		buy track
	470.	No Girls Allowed in My Tree House Except for My Mom When She Brings Me Snacks 00:01		buy track
	471.	My Semen Grew Arms and Legs 00:01		buy track
	472.	Painting My Entire Room With Cum and Installing a UV Lamp So It Glows Like LEDs 00:01		buy track
	473.	Bringing a UV Lamp to Motel Rooms to Look for Cumstains and Lick Them Cuz I Love Cum 00:01		buy track
	474.	I Can't Sleep With the Lights Off 00:01		buy track
	475.	I Sleep With My Mom When I'm Scared 00:01		buy track
	476.	70 Year Old Still Living With His Mom 00:01		buy track
	477.	How Many Years Without Sex Until I'm a Virgin Again? 00:01		buy track
	478.	Buying My Newborn Son a Whore So He'll Never Have to Live as a Virgin 00:02		buy track
	479.	Being a Virgin Won't Stop Me From Calling Everyone Else a Virgin 00:02		buy track
	480.	No One Has Sex at the Party Until I Do 00:01		buy track
	481.	Cockblocking My Friends Cuz I'm Jelly 00:01		buy track
	482.	5 Year Old Unopened Condom Box on My Nightstand 00:02		buy track
	483.	Taking Out a Loan to Buy Condoms I'll Never Use 00:01		buy track
	484.	I'm Only Attractive in Third World Countries 00:01		buy track
	485.	Last Time I Had Sex Was on My 9th Birthday, Right Before My Uncle Went to Prison for Rape 00:01		buy track
	486.	Going to Prison on Purpose to Lose Virginity 00:01		buy track
	487.	Getting a Vasectomy So I Can Have Sex and Not Have Kids, but Then Remembering That I Don't Have Sex 00:01		buy track
	488.	My Dick Skin Is Too Weak for My Jerking Routine 00:01		buy track
	489.	I Tore My Frenulum From Jerking Off Too Ferociously 00:01		buy track
	490.	I'm Glad I Developed a Femboy Fetish Instead of One Involving Scat 00:01		buy track
	491.	Lowkey Horny for Scat Porn 00:02		buy track
	492.	Femboy Bussy Got Me Acting Strange 00:01		buy track
	493.	I May Not Have a Girlfriend in the Morning but I Do Have a Pillow 00:01		buy track
	494.	Is Your Dog Single? 00:01		buy track
	495.	My Dog and I Fuck the Same Pillow 00:01		buy track
	496.	I Fuck My Dog 00:05		buy track
	497.	You've Never Fucked a Dog and It Shows 00:01		buy track
	498.	Dogs Are Better Sexual Partners Than Cats 00:02		buy track
	499.	Horny for Garfield Catussy 00:01		buy track
	500.	Stealing My Neighbor's Dog Because I Lost My Fleshlight 00:01		buy track

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released October 10, 2022

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Mutilated Judge Bilbao, Spain

Basque Country Grindcore est. 2013

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