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	1.	Only Getting Dogs That Look Like Sheep Cause I Really Only Like Fucking Sheep 00:03		buy track
	2.	Consensual Bestiality 00:03		buy track
	3.	Throwing Fireworks Into My Dog's Kennel 00:02		buy track
	4.	I Bought a Dog Just So That I Had an Excuse to Go Outside During the Lockdown, Then I Abandoned It in a Gas Station 00:04		buy track
	5.	Putting My Dog Down Cause He Doesn't Get Me Laid 00:02		buy track
	6.	Deicide Suck but Glen Benton Is Cool Cuz He Kills Dogs 00:01		buy track
	7.	Releasing My Pitbull in a Kindergarten 00:01		buy track
	8.	Incel Dog That Only Barks at Women 00:01		buy track
	9.	Adopting a New Kid Every Week and Then Killing Him to Get Off Days at Work for Bereavement 00:02		buy track
	10.	Having a Kid Just to Name Him Olaf Maifrend Sergei and Then Abandoning Him and His Mom 00:07		buy track
	11.	I’d Rather Smoke Meth Than Raise My Children 00:05		buy track
	12.	Keeping the Baby to Throw It in a Dumpster 00:03		buy track
	13.	A Good Dad Should Leave When the Kid Is 8 00:01		buy track
	14.	2 Losers Love Their Unplanned Parenthood 00:02		buy track
	15.	Girls in My League Are Gross 00:01		buy track
	16.	If You're a Girl and Skinny, You're at Least a 9 00:02		buy track
	17.	I Never Talk to the Girls I Like but I Do Stare at Them When I Think They Aren't Looking 00:02		buy track
	18.	Addicted to Penis Pills 00:01		buy track
	19.	Permanent Whiskey Dick 00:03		buy track
	20.	Sorry, Girl, You Can't Compete With My Sex Doll 00:04		buy track
	21.	Making Hundreds of Reservations at Every Restaurant in Town on Valentine's Day Even Though I Don't Have a Date 00:03		buy track
	22.	Old Couple Celebrating Their 50th Anniversary at Burger King 00:03		buy track
	23.	You're Telling Me People in Porn Don't Love Each Other? 00:03		buy track
	24.	I Just Found Out My Parents Had Sex to Have Me 00:02		buy track
	25.	Sex Is When Blood Comes Out of a Girl’s Thing 00:11		buy track
	26.	Becoming a Gynecologist Just to See a Vagina 00:01		buy track
	27.	Vaginas Are Weird 00:01		buy track
	28.	The Clit Is a Hoax 00:01		buy track
	29.	Smelly Smick Cunt 00:01		buy track
	30.	Homer Simpson Pussy 00:01		buy track
	31.	Squishy Gas Station Pickle 00:04		buy track
	32.	Cum Pockets 00:02		buy track
	33.	DJ Chipshop 00:02		buy track
	34.	Fat Curry 00:02		buy track
	35.	Cheesy Beanos and Irn Bru 00:02		buy track
	36.	Chickn Lickn Is a Way of Life 00:02		buy track
	37.	£1 Hamburger Overdose 00:04		buy track
	38.	Pushing Grannies Down the Escalator 00:01		buy track
	39.	Running Over Cyclists for Fun 00:01		buy track
	40.	Bicycles Are the Gayest Vehicle 00:01		buy track
	41.	Cyclists Are an Inferior Race 00:01		buy track
	42.	Ultranationalist Antiglobalist Catholic Identitarian Ethnogrindcore Resistance 00:01		buy track
	43.	Monotheistic Enthroponetic Hyperstitionist Dracospiralist Grindcore Gang 00:03		buy track
	44.	Vegan Self-Nurturing Pascalian Minimalistic Shitgrind Crew 00:01		buy track
	45.	NYHC Is Gay 00:01		buy track
	46.	2 Step Is Autistic 00:02		buy track
	47.	Wiping Your Ass Is Gay 00:02		buy track
	48.	Ultramasculine Unwiped Ass Scent 00:02		buy track
	49.	Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe 00:04		buy track
	50.	Shitting as Loud as Possible at Public Restrooms to Assert My Masculinity 00:01		buy track
	51.	Spreading Gay Propaganda So There Are More Girls Available for Me 00:03		buy track
	52.	Wearing a Fake Wedding Ring So That Girls Will Leave Me Alone (I'm Incredibly Attractive) 00:02		buy track
	53.	Taking My Unemployed Alcoholic Dad to Bring Your Parents to School Day 00:02		buy track
	54.	My Dad Taught Me How to Fuck a Melon 00:01		buy track
	55.	DIY Microwaved Melon Fleshlight>Real Pussy 00:02		buy track
	56.	Shrek Themed Wedding 00:02		buy track
	57.	Harry Potter Themed Baptism 00:05		buy track
	58.	Spy Kids Themed Bar Mitzvah 00:01		buy track
	59.	Chicken Little Themed Divorce 00:01		buy track
	60.	Telling the Judge the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise at My Divorce Trial 00:04		buy track
	61.	Telling the Judge About Pickle Rick at My Murder Trial 00:01		buy track
	62.	Your Honor, I Shot the Wendy's Cashier Because She Was Actually a Skinwalker 00:04		buy track
	63.	Suicide Bomber in a Cat Cafe 00:03		buy track
	64.	I Preferred the First Live Action Sonic Design 00:04		buy track
	65.	Grown Adults Who Play Mario Games Are Retarded 00:02		buy track
	66.	I Can't Wait for Eragon 2 00:05		buy track
	67.	I Shot Harambe 00:02		buy track
	68.	Hedonismbot Is My Spirit Animal 00:02		buy track
	69.	You're Born, You Work at Taco Bell to Buy Drugs, You Die 00:01		buy track
	70.	Drinking Uncooked Ketamine 00:01		buy track
	71.	Nice Cock, Bro 00:03		buy track
	72.	Rating Cocks at Public Urinals 00:02		buy track
	73.	I Pee With My Pants Around My Ankles at Public Urinals 00:02		buy track
	74.	Extra Pointy BC Rich 00:02		buy track
	75.	There's a Cop in Your Band 00:02		buy track
	76.	Five Finger Death Punch Are Cops 00:01		buy track
	77.	I Love Five Finger Death Punch 00:03		buy track
	78.	Translating Five Finger Death Punch Lyrics to Tocharian C 00:03		buy track
	79.	Devil Daddy Rules 00:09		buy track
	80.	Becoming a Cop to Bust Lame Ass Punk Shows 00:01		buy track
	81.	Drinking Fat Tire at the Punk Show 00:02		buy track
	82.	Everyone at the Party Just Drinking Monster and Doing Fingerboard Tricks 00:02		buy track
	83.	Souped Up Prius C Class 00:01		buy track
	84.	I Kidnap Children to Use Them to Get Free Kids Meals at Restaurants, Then I Abandon Them 00:01		buy track
	85.	The Best Part of Getting Laid Is Telling Your Friends 00:01		buy track
	86.	Every Time I Have Sex I Wish It Would End Soon So That I Can Go Tell My Friends 00:01		buy track
	87.	You Wouldn't Know Her, She Goes to Another School 00:04		buy track
	88.	Is Our E-relationship Just a Meme to You? 00:02		buy track
	89.	Sports Are Cool 00:01		buy track
	90.	ESPN Is Cool 00:02		buy track
	91.	The Only Thing in Life That Matters Is American Football 00:02		buy track
	92.	The Minnesota Vikings Are Gonna Win the Superbowl 00:04		buy track
	93.	Kurt Warner Is a Badass 00:03		buy track
	94.	Athletes Are Dorks 00:03		buy track
	95.	The Yankees and Lakers Suck 00:02		buy track
	96.	NBA Players Should Wear Heelys 00:02		buy track
	97.	I Got PTSD From Playing Crash Bandicoot 00:01		buy track
	98.	Videogames Are Pathetic 00:01		buy track
	99.	Gameplay Watchers Are Videogame Cucks 00:01		buy track
	100.	Esports Suck 00:05		buy track
	101.	Going to the Esports Bar to Make Fun of the Nerds 00:06		buy track
	102.	I Thought Esports Players Were Nerds but They Get More Girls Than I Do 00:01		buy track
	103.	Going Out to Eat to Make Fun of the Workers 00:01		buy track
	104.	Fire-in-the-Holeing My Grande Latte at Starbucks 00:01		buy track
	105.	Eating Baked Beans out of Captain Baked Beans' Gaping Ass 00:01		buy track
	106.	I Don't Want to Go to the Show and Talk to Girls, I Want to Keep Watching the Extended Cut of Cars 2 00:01		buy track
	107.	Don’t Ignore Me, I Sucked Your Dick 00:01		buy track
	108.	Dick Swagger 00:02		buy track
	109.	Wormweiner 00:04		buy track
	110.	Hey Girl, Wanna Catch a Whiff of My Stinky Dick? 00:02		buy track
	111.	Small Dick Is Back in Town 00:05		buy track
	112.	Small Dick, Huge Ballz 00:02		buy track
	113.	Proud Small Dick Energy Haver 00:02		buy track
	114.	4 Inches Is Average 00:08		buy track
	115.	Penis Is Measured Starting at the Gooch 00:01		buy track
	116.	I Wish I Had Bigger Feet So Girls Would Think I Have a Huge Dick 00:02		buy track
	117.	All My Girlfriends Have to Fill Out a Document Where They Declare How Long Their Ex's Penises Were 00:02		buy track
	118.	I'm the Guy Whose Job Is to Make Those Average Penis Length by Country Maps 00:01		buy track
	119.	I Wonder Why France Always Beats the Rest of Europe on Average Penis Size Maps 00:24		buy track
	120.	Having a Large Penis Is Not Better for Reproducing, Just for Pleasing Women and That's Pretty Gay 00:02		buy track
	121.	Imagine Your Anatomy Being Made to Please Women LMAO 00:01		buy track
	122.	Only Small Dick Kings Are Real Men 00:03		buy track
	123.	Comparing Dicks With My Dad 00:02		buy track
	124.	My 5 Year Old Brother’s Dick Is Bigger Than Mine 00:01		buy track
	125.	90% Foreskin, 10% Shaft 00:01		buy track
	126.	Sometimes My Wiener Looks So Small I Don't Know Whether to Laugh or Cry 00:01		buy track
	127.	Cucked by a 10 Inch Dildo 00:01		buy track
	128.	Injecting Silicone Into My Cock 00:01		buy track
	129.	Fucking a Bee Hive to Get a Monster Cock 00:01		buy track
	130.	Becoming a Beekeeper Just So I Can Release My Hives at Yoga in the Park 00:01		buy track
	131.	Skirts, Yoga Pants, and Bikinis Should Be Illegal 00:01		buy track
	132.	Thanks for Letting Us Crash at Your Place, Can the 10 of Us Jerk Off in Your Bathroom? 00:02		buy track
	133.	I Can’t Jerk Off Unless I'm in Someone Else's Bathroom 00:01		buy track
	134.	Looking at Myself in the Mirror While I Jerk Off 00:01		buy track
	135.	Taking a Piss on the Host's Toothbrush 00:01		buy track
	136.	Taking a Dump in the Host's Tank 00:04		buy track
	137.	Fucking the Host's Wife 00:03		buy track
	138.	Poisoning the Host's Dog 00:02		buy track
	139.	Drinking All the Booze in the Host’s Fridge and Replacing It With Yerba Mate 00:02		buy track
	140.	It's Unhealthy to Be Fat 00:04		buy track
	141.	I'm Fat on Purpose So That I Can Laugh at Other Fat People Without Being Accused of Fatphobia 00:02		buy track
	142.	If There's Not at Least One Fat Member in Your Band, It Probably Sucks 00:02		buy track
	143.	Obese People Riding Mobility Scooters Are Actually Ahead of Us Evolutionarily 00:02		buy track
	144.	Fat Girl With No Tits 00:02		buy track
	145.	Asking Fat Women if They're Pregnant Knowing Full Well They're Not 00:03		buy track
	146.	Uber Is for Assholes 00:03		buy track
	147.	Photography Is for Hipsters 00:02		buy track
	148.	Shoving a Stick in the Spokes of Every Bike Riding Hipster I See 00:02		buy track
	149.	Acoustic Guitars Are Gay 00:02		buy track
	150.	Keytars Are Gay 00:02		buy track
	151.	I'd Rather Drink Myself to Death Than Work 00:02		buy track
	152.	Applying for Jobs With My Resume Written in Matoran Alphabet 00:01		buy track
	153.	Telling My Boss About My Lazy Coworkers Because I Care About the Company 00:01		buy track
	154.	Contemplating Suicide Every Second 00:02		buy track
	155.	If I Could Kill Myself and Make Every Hot Girl Feel Bad, I Would 00:02		buy track
	156.	Budd Dwyer Is the Most Badass Dude of All Time 00:01		buy track
	157.	I Hate Going on Tour Because All the Bands Suck 00:01		buy track
	158.	Lighting the Touring Band's Money on Fire 00:02		buy track
	159.	My Family Wants Me to Be a Plumber 00:03		buy track
	160.	My Family Thinks I'm a Musician but Actually I'm Just a Retard 00:02		buy track
	161.	The Noisegrind Retard Won the Sperm Race Against the Doctor Who Would've Found a Cure for Cancer 00:02		buy track
	162.	Full Fucking Retarded Everyday 00:01		buy track
	163.	My Grandfather Went to War So That I Could Have a Shitty Band and Be a Retard 00:01		buy track
	164.	Just Cuz We Play out of a Line 6 Doesn't Mean It's Cool if You Do 00:01		buy track
	165.	Punching a Hole in the Wall for No Reason 00:01		buy track
	166.	We'd Easily Have 1000 by Now if We Could Say Certain Words 00:01		buy track
	167.	Too Drunk Again 00:06		buy track
	168.	Getting Drunk and Writing Song Titles Is a Hobby 00:02		buy track
	169.	My Girlfriend Dumped Me Cuz All I Do Is Think of Stupid Song Titles All Day 00:03		buy track
	170.	Neglecting My Wife and Kids to Take Care of My Sims Wife and Kids 00:01		buy track
	171.	Young, Sexy, and Unintelligent 00:02		buy track
	172.	Born With a Bitch Face 00:02		buy track
	173.	Bob Dylan Is Cool Cuz He Smelled Like Shit 00:02		buy track
	174.	The Cold War Was Dope 00:03		buy track
	175.	Boomers Are the Last Hope 00:02		buy track
	176.	Old People Are Cool, Young People Are Pussies 00:01		buy track
	177.	Old People Are Actually Retarded 00:03		buy track
	178.	80 Year Old Scared to Die 00:03		buy track
	179.	More People on Earth Should Probably Die 00:02		buy track
	180.	Car Crashes Are Exciting 00:07		buy track
	181.	It's Funny When Tornadoes Kill People 00:01		buy track
	182.	Deadly Earthquakes Are Great 00:01		buy track
	183.	What the Fuck Is a Human Right? 00:01		buy track
	184.	Wannabe Serial Killer 00:01		buy track
	185.	Killing People Cuz I’m Bored and Feel Like It 00:02		buy track
	186.	Throwing a Grenade on the Subway 00:01		buy track
	187.	Pipebomb Suitcase Subway Rider 00:01		buy track
	188.	Throwing a Stun Grenade at the Epilepsy Unit 00:01		buy track
	189.	Theatre Kids Suck 00:01		buy track
	190.	Asking Every Single Person at the Show if They Have Drugs 00:01		buy track
	191.	I Wish I Never Started Noisecore 00:01		buy track
	192.	Only the Weak Use Mace 00:01		buy track
	193.	Offend Everyone 00:01		buy track
	194.	Shadowbanned From Every Platform 00:02		buy track
	195.	Hellghillies Had a Good Song Title for This Record but It Was "Way Too Edgy" 00:04		buy track
	196.	Zero Figure Income 00:01		buy track
	197.	Condos Are Cool Except I Can't Afford One 00:01		buy track
	198.	Dine and Dash on a $5 Check 00:01		buy track
	199.	Why Would I Waste Money on a House When I Can Live in My Car and Hangout in Parking Lots All Over Town for Free? 00:02		buy track
	200.	30 Bank Accounts, Zero Money in All of Them 00:01		buy track
	201.	Youngest Man at the Bar 00:02		buy track
	202.	Drunk Big Nose Retard at the Bar 00:01		buy track
	203.	Retarded Old Men at the Bar Everyday 00:02		buy track
	204.	Divorced Retard Smelling Like Axe Chocolate 00:01		buy track
	205.	Standing by a Bonfire Instead of Using Deodorant 00:01		buy track
	206.	The Bus Driver Is Playing AC/DC to Please Me 00:02		buy track
	207.	Dad Playing Dire Straits With His Old Guitar in the Living Room to Impress His Son's Friends 00:02		buy track
	208.	One Man Wall of Death 00:06		buy track
	209.	Reinventing Moshing With Carebear Dancing 00:02		buy track
	210.	Cockroach Mosh Is Cringe 00:02		buy track
	211.	Beating Minors in the Mosh Pit 00:01		buy track
	212.	The Suburbs Are Nice 00:03		buy track
	213.	Powerviolence Is Gentrification 00:02		buy track
	214.	Trust Fund Kids on a Safari 00:02		buy track
	215.	Global Warming Makes the Weather Good 00:01		buy track
	216.	Pouring Oil Down the Drain Cuz Fuck the Planet 00:05		buy track
	217.	Taking My Extremely Polluting Hummer Just to Go Literally 10 Meters From My House 00:03		buy track
	218.	Giving Up All Food to Save Money to Keep My Heating Working All Day to Pollute More 00:01		buy track
	219.	Car Batteries Belong in the Ocean 00:01		buy track
	220.	Becoming a Garbage Man So I Can Dump All My City's Trash in the Ocean 00:01		buy track
	221.	Studying Chemistry Just to Create More Polluting Products and Throw Them in National Parks and Also to Make My Own Drugs 00:01		buy track
	222.	Cooking Fish for My Wife Every Week to Slowly Kill Her With Microplastics 00:03		buy track
	223.	Becoming an Architect Just to Make Crap Buildings That Will Collapse With Everyone Inside 00:02		buy track
	224.	Building My Kid a Treehouse out of Asbestos 00:01		buy track
	225.	Becoming a Teacher Just to Tell Every Kid They're Retarded and Have No Future 00:12		buy track
	226.	Becoming a PE Teacher Just to Make the Fat Kids Run Till They Suffer a Heart Attack 00:01		buy track
	227.	Becoming a Plastic Surgeon Because Huge Boobs 00:05		buy track
	228.	Pay to Pee 00:08		buy track
	229.	America Is Cool Because It's Retarded 00:03		buy track
	230.	Spain Is Cool Because It Has Bullfights and Brothels 00:04		buy track
	231.	Strip Clubs Are Heaven 00:13		buy track
	232.	The Best Thing Vinnie Paul Did in His Life Was Owning a Strip Club 00:11		buy track
	233.	Going to Hooters With the Boys 00:06		buy track
	234.	Parking My Car Two Blocks Away From the Brothel 00:05		buy track
	235.	No One Cares About Poetry 00:11		buy track
	236.	Punk Zines Are Annoying 00:11		buy track
	237.	I'm a Simple Man, I See a Dick, I Jerk It Off 00:09		buy track
	238.	Erectile Dysfunction at 12 00:11		buy track
	239.	Halfway Through A Serbian Film and I Had to Stop to Jerk Off 00:13		buy track
	240.	Wearing Joker Makeup on the First Day at My New School 00:06		buy track
	241.	Incel Terrorist 00:14		buy track
	242.	Ugly Fat Retard With a Smoking Hot Wife 00:03		buy track
	243.	Ass Straight Outta Pixar 00:05		buy track
	244.	I Want to Fuck Jimmy Neutron's Thicc Mommy 00:10		buy track
	245.	Simping for Abigail Shapiro 00:14		buy track
	246.	Billie Eilish Tiddies 00:11		buy track
	247.	Kat Dennings Bazooms 00:16		buy track
	248.	Lady Dimitrescu Mungumbos 00:03		buy track
	249.	Some Serious Honkers 00:09		buy track
	250.	A Real Set of Badonkers 00:18		buy track
	251.	Packin' Some Dobonhonkeros 00:06		buy track
	252.	Massive Dohoonkabhankoloos 00:08		buy track
	253.	Big Ole Tonhongerekoogers 00:17		buy track
	254.	Giant Jiggly Slobberknocker Milk Truck Tits 00:08		buy track
	255.	Breastfed by the AT&T Girl 00:17		buy track
	256.	Tittifucking Jennifer Love Hewitt 00:17		buy track
	257.	Suffocated by Dolly Parton's Massive Booberinos 00:08		buy track
	258.	Smothered to Death by Christina Hendricks' Humongous Knockers 00:16		buy track
	259.	Hop In, We’re Going to the Church of the Big Mommy Milkers 00:24		buy track
	260.	Taking Estrogen to Grow Tits and Touch Them Because I’ve Never Touched Tits 00:07		buy track
	261.	Complimenting My Probation Officer's Tits 00:03		buy track
	262.	Squirt Is Stored in the Tits 00:05		buy track
	263.	Jerk Off to Fucked Up Porn, Regret It, Repeat 00:05		buy track
	264.	Unable to Cum if My Computer Isn’t Wrrring in the Background 00:10		buy track
	265.	I Tell My Girl I Can't Get Hard Cuz I Watched Too Much Porn but Really She's Just Ugly 00:12		buy track
	266.	Going to the Porn Theater to Jerk Off With All the Pervy Old Men That Don't Know How to Use the Internet 00:11		buy track
	267.	Moving to Sweden Because Public Masturbation Is Legal 00:15		buy track
	268.	Working at Ikea Just to Jerk Off in Every Bed 00:08		buy track
	269.	Working as a Shepherd Just to Fuck the Sheep 00:11		buy track
	270.	Starting an Intensive Livestock Farming Business Just to Fuck the Cows 00:15		buy track
	271.	Working at the Zoo Just to Fuck the Pygmy Hippos 00:11		buy track
	272.	Working at the Kindergarten 00:14		buy track
	273.	Afraid of Talking Around Cows Because They're Female 00:05		buy track
	274.	Cows Are Fat Retarded Losers and Wolves Are Badass Meat Eating Motherfuckers 00:03		buy track
	275.	Wolfpilled 00:06		buy track
	276.	Investing in Yu Gi Oh Decks 00:13		buy track
	277.	Exodia's Cock 00:11		buy track
	278.	Gambling My Kid's College Savings on Snail Racing 00:19		buy track
	279.	Starting an Only Fans Using the Cameras I've Hidden in the Girls Locker Room of My Gym 00:10		buy track
	280.	Does Wanting to Fuck Ahsoka Make Me a Pedo? 00:18		buy track
	281.	Actually, It’s Ephebophilia 00:09		buy track
	282.	It’s Okay Because She’s Actually a 1000 Year Old Demon 00:12		buy track
	283.	I Went Back to 1977 and Signed the French Petition Against Age of Consent Laws 00:12		buy track
	284.	Offering a Coffee to the New Neighbor Who's Forced to Go Door to Door to Tell Everyone He's a Convicted Pedophile 00:15		buy track
	285.	Only Wearing Condoms for the Big Girls 00:16		buy track
	286.	Mutilated Judge’s Full Discography Found in Osama bin Laden’s Computer 00:12		buy track
	287.	Now You’re Supposed to Ask Me What’s Ligma 00:24		buy track
	288.	My Friends Have Retarded Girlfriends 00:04		buy track
	289.	I Knew You Were a Scorpio! 00:12		buy track
	290.	You're Such a Leo 00:03		buy track
	291.	Tight Sagittarius Pussy Hits Different 00:09		buy track
	292.	Who Needs Their Sagittussy Ate? 00:05		buy track
	293.	I Knew You Were an Aries by the Taste of Your Cum 00:12		buy track
	294.	I’m a Virgo, I Mean Virgin 00:18		buy track
	295.	Now That I've Watched Every Jordan Peterson Video on YouTube, I Know That One Day, I'll Have Sex 00:19		buy track
	296.	I'm Gonna Become the First Grindcore Musician to Ever Have Sex 00:08		buy track
	297.	Getting Cucked at My Own Show 00:03		buy track
	298.	Getting Cucked by My Own Dad 00:07		buy track
	299.	Cucking My Own Dad 00:07		buy track
	300.	Catching My Dad Fucking Our Sofa 00:09		buy track
	301.	Wiping My Boogers on the Couch 00:13		buy track
	302.	Wondering the Most Discreet Way to Flush My Jizz Tissues Down the Toilet While Showering at My Friend's House 00:05		buy track
	303.	You Can Make Fun of Wops as Much as You Want, It's Never Racist 00:16		buy track
	304.	Jawas Are Space Romanians 00:26		buy track
	305.	I Could Watch Greeks and Turks Insult Each Other Online for Hours 00:14		buy track
	306.	Real Friends Suck Your Cock When You're Sad 00:12		buy track
	307.	I Was the Spider Who Killed Jeff Hanneman 00:06		buy track
	308.	I Was the Pilot of Kobe Bryant's Helicopter but Jumped in Time and Took All the Parachutes With Me to Sell Them on Ebay to Buy Coke 00:14		buy track
	309.	Beaten to Death for Wearing a Tony Montana Shirt in LA 00:10		buy track
	310.	Nice Cumshot, Decent Size, Good Trajectory and High Velocity 00:05		buy track
	311.	Mr Bottomtooth Lookin' Ass Bitch 00:15		buy track
	312.	Fuck You Bitch Ass Cunt Ass Bitch 00:05		buy track
	313.	Trigger Discipline Is for Pussies 00:05		buy track
	314.	Patch Vests Are for Virgins 00:08		buy track
	315.	Shaving My Head Just So That People Stop Confusing Me With a Virgin Metalhead 00:08		buy track
	316.	Whenever I Say Hi to a Girl They Tell Me They Have a Boyfriend 00:10		buy track
	317.	I Went to College and Didn't Fuck Once 00:12		buy track
	318.	I Dropped Out of College Because I Wasn't Getting Any Pussy 00:10		buy track
	319.	Fucking a 60 Year Old Widow at the Applebee's Bathroom 00:15		buy track
	320.	I Lost Virginity to a 40 Year Old Crackwhore in the Chuck E Cheese Ball Pit 00:13		buy track
	321.	I've ODd in Every Walmart Bathroom 00:06		buy track
	322.	My Dad ODd at My Birthday Party 00:06		buy track
	323.	Bringing a Stripper to My Son's 5th Birthday Party 00:02		buy track
	324.	Doing Coke in the Bathroom With All the Other Dads at My Kid’s 4th Grade Christmas Recital 00:01		buy track
	325.	Going to Some Random Dude's Place and Listening to Him Talk About His Ex Wife Just Cuz He Has Coke 00:04		buy track
	326.	Watching My Girlfriend Fade Away as the Meds Kick In 00:05		buy track
	327.	Mentally Ill? You Mean Based? 00:13		buy track
	328.	Based on Cringe 00:10		buy track
	329.	Back Off or I'm Gonna Soyjak You, Bro 00:11		buy track
	330.	I Met All My Friends at a Bukkake 00:14		buy track
	331.	Silverio Opened for Mikel Erentxun Once 00:11		buy track
	332.	Haha You Paid €3000 to Tour With Suffocation 00:05		buy track
	333.	Garfield Deniers Be Like “Science Ate My Lasagna” 00:08		buy track
	334.	Compulsively Appropriating Every Culture I Encounter 00:10		buy track
	335.	Threesome With the Bogdanoffs 00:11		buy track
	336.	Threesome but I Just Jerk Off in the Corner While a Guy Fucks My Girlfriend 00:09		buy track
	337.	Tagging Up the Ground Zero 9/11 Memorial 00:10		buy track
	338.	Spray Painting Gangster Spongebobs on UNESCO World Heritage Sites 00:14		buy track
	339.	Going to the Ancient Bristlecone Pine Forest to Put Methuselah Out of Its Misery 00:09		buy track
	340.	Jackhammering Robin Williams' Grave Into a Billion Pebbles and Dropping Them Into a Pit of Lava 00:09		buy track
	341.	Taking a Piss on the Western Wall 00:08		buy track
	342.	The Bass Pro Pyramid Is the Apex of Civilization 00:14		buy track
	343.	Killing the President to Impress a Girl 00:15		buy track
	344.	Cleaning the Women's Toilet Seat With My Tongue 00:06		buy track
	345.	Asking Rrriot Grrls Their Pronouns Cuz I Wanna Fuck Them 00:01		buy track
	346.	Starting a Queercore Band to Get Some They/Them Pussy 00:05		buy track
	347.	I Pretended I Was Open Minded to Fuck Her and Now I Have to Let Her Peg Me 00:02		buy track
	348.	Joining the Math Team to Get Some Nerdy Pussy 00:04		buy track
	349.	5 Years Studying Klingon to Fuck This Nerdy Ass Bitch and She Has a Boyfriend 00:09		buy track
	350.	I Demand a Refund, I Just Had Sex and It Wasn't Like Porn 00:11		buy track
	351.	Everything I Know About Sex I Learned From John McAffee 00:07		buy track
	352.	John McAffee Didn't Kill Himself 00:16		buy track
	353.	Epstein Definitely Killed Himself 00:12		buy track
	354.	I Was at Epstein's Island and Had a Lot of Fun 00:09		buy track
	355.	Y'all Just Mad at Epstein Cuz He Never Invited You to His Amazing Island 00:06		buy track
	356.	Female Comedians Are Super Funny 00:07		buy track
	357.	All Punk Girls Sing the Same 00:16		buy track
	358.	Hot Girl Fronting a Band of Her Boyfriend and 2 Simps 00:11		buy track
	359.	50 Year Old Cop Fronting a Band of Confused Teens 00:17		buy track
	360.	Victoria's Secret Is the Best Store Because Pussy Rules 00:01		buy track
	361.	I'm a Web Designer for Human Trafficking Organisations 00:03		buy track
	362.	Death Metal Is Funny 00:03		buy track
	363.	Death Metal Would Be Cool if the Vocals Weren't Gay 00:11		buy track
	364.	Death Metal Would Be Cool if the Songs Were Shorter 00:04		buy track
	365.	Death Metal Would Be Cool if It Was Cool 00:02		buy track
	366.	Every City in the World Has a Death Metal Band Called Sarcophagus 00:05		buy track
	367.	Death Metal Band Bringing a Second Car on Tour Just to Carry Two Bass Drums to Look More Badass 00:02		buy track
	368.	Afraid of Playing My New Morbid Angel CD Because It Looks Too Satanic and Evil 00:04		buy track
	369.	Record Stores Are Stupid 00:06		buy track
	370.	I Run a Label Just to Ignore All the Bands Asking Me to Release Their Shit 00:05		buy track
	371.	All the Autistic Internet Virgins Love Your Gorenoise Band Because of the Slimy Logo 00:12		buy track
	372.	Slimy Logos Are Super Badass 00:05		buy track
	373.	Mincecore Is Not a Real Genre 00:08		buy track
	374.	Autozone Is Really Cool 00:06		buy track
	375.	Can I Use Your Wifi to Watch Illegal Porn? 00:09		buy track
	376.	Touring Just to Stay at People's Houses and Have Free Wifi to Watch Porn 00:01		buy track
	377.	FBI Agent Staring at Me Through the Webcam Every Time I Jerk Off 00:02		buy track
	378.	The FBI Has Thousands of Hours of Footage of Me Cranking My Hog 00:02		buy track
	379.	Reciting the Pledge of Allegiance Knowing Full Well Imma Betray America at the First Opportunity 00:02		buy track
	380.	Getting Wasted, Fighting Everyone and Throwing Up on the Bride's Dress at Every Wedding I Attend 00:02		buy track
	381.	Going to the Bathroom to Do Coke Every 5 Minutes at Every Wedding I Attend 00:06		buy track
	382.	Drugging the Girl With the Richest Father I Know to Marry Me 00:06		buy track
	383.	Marrying a Carny's Ugly Daughter to Get Unlimited Free Passes for the Tilt-A-Whirl 00:05		buy track
	384.	I Didn't Attend My Grandma's Funeral Cuz I Was Busy Jerking Off 00:06		buy track
	385.	I Didn't Attend My Own Wedding Cuz I Was Busy Fucking a Hooker 00:02		buy track
	386.	Small Talk With the Hooker as We Get Dressed 00:04		buy track
	387.	Your Fans Are Normie Girls 00:07		buy track
	388.	Our Fans Are Porn Freaks and Potential Serial Killers 00:07		buy track
	389.	The Quiet Kid Told Me Not to Come to School Tomorrow 00:05		buy track
	390.	Pouring LSD in the Autistic Kid’s Kool Aid 00:06		buy track
	391.	The Jocks That Bullied Me in School Are Now Happily Married, Successful Salesmen and I'm Still a Loser 00:04		buy track
	392.	Using My Mom's Credit Card to Buy a Brazzers Subscription 00:04		buy track
	393.	Jerking One Out Next to My Mom but It's OK Cuz She's in a Coma 00:12		buy track
	394.	I Literally Jerked Off During the Interview and Still Got the Job 00:11		buy track
	395.	10 Dudes in a Hotel Room for 2 00:06		buy track
	396.	Booking a Hotel Room Just to Jerk Off in Peace 00:03		buy track
	397.	Ninja Wank 00:06		buy track
	398.	Secret Boner 00:05		buy track
	399.	Turnstile's Music Videos Look Like Perfume Commercials 00:10		buy track
	400.	One Kinder Surprise in a Million Hides an 8 Ball 00:14		buy track
	401.	Doing Coke to Increase My Creativity 00:02		buy track
	402.	Buying Coke to Celebrate That My Meme Got 2 Likes 00:04		buy track
	403.	Buying Coke to Celebrate That Some Dude Paid $0.50 for My Album on Bandcamp 00:03		buy track
	404.	One Coke Rail Every Time I Die in Dark Souls 00:03		buy track
	405.	Asking My Newborn Nephew if He Plays Dark Souls 00:05		buy track
	406.	Cemetery Rapist Rules 00:15		buy track
	407.	The Insidious Decrepancy Guy Haunts My Dreams 00:05		buy track
	408.	One Man Band? We Get It, You Have No Friends 00:03		buy track
	409.	The Indonesian Economy Relies on Brutal Death Snapbacks 00:03		buy track
	410.	Eat the Bugs, Live in a Pod, Listen to Escuela Grind 00:06		buy track
	411.	HM2 Grind Sucks 00:06		buy track
	412.	Earache Is a Fucking Joke 00:05		buy track
	413.	Investing in Antichrist Demoncoin 00:05		buy track
	414.	Grindcore Gatekeepers 00:03		buy track
	415.	Explaining to My Dentist the Difference Between Grindcore and Noisecore 00:05		buy track
	416.	Autistic Noise Virgin Agrees to Do Another Split Instead of Getting His Life Together 00:14		buy track
	417.	Showing My Pornogrind Project to My Father in Law 00:03		buy track
	418.	Sucking Dick for Sick Snare Samples 00:06		buy track
	419.	Haggus Hates Pornogrind but Goes to Mentors Shows 00:05		buy track
	420.	Haggus Ate White Castle With MDFL at Girth’s House in Ann Arbor, Michigan 00:05		buy track
	421.	Breaking Into Haggus’ Van to Free Their Dogs From the Hot Sun 00:06		buy track
	422.	Pig Destroyer Is Gonna Take Us to Heaven 00:04		buy track
	423.	Pig Destroyer Is Super Fucking Badass and Tough as Fuck! 00:05		buy track
	424.	Tribute to the King of Grindcore Markus Greger 00:04		buy track
	425.	Paul From Now That’s Class Is a Chihuahua 00:12		buy track
	426.	Ghost Is the Most Brutal Band Ever 00:08		buy track
	427.	Reddit Witches vs. the Taliban 00:05		buy track
	428.	Parrot Saying Incredibly Problematic Slurs 00:02		buy track
	429.	Every Time I Hear a Girl Saying Something Is a Red Flag, I Start Doing It 00:04		buy track
	430.	Rocking Velcro Cuz I Can't Tie My Shoes 00:07		buy track
	431.	Scratching My Itchy Rectum With a Coat Hanger 00:05		buy track
	432.	Telling BAE to Run to the Gas Station and Pick Me Up Some Sour Skittles 00:08		buy track
	433.	I Don't Hold My Dick When I Pee Because I'm Not Gay 00:11		buy track
	434.	I Fuck My Bros but That Doesn't Make Me Gay Since I Wear a Plastic Suit and Technically Our Bodies Aren't Touching 00:11		buy track
	435.	I Watch Gay Porn Everyday to Make Sure I Still Don't Like It 00:06		buy track
	436.	Bob Saget's Sister Was Named Gay 00:07		buy track
	437.	Everyone’s Gay Except Julio Iglesias 00:06		buy track
	438.	Calling My Expert in Gay Issues Friend to Ask Him Whether Eating an Ice Cream Cone Is Gay or Not 00:11		buy track
	439.	Rollerskating With the Girls at Venice Beach and Just Trying Not to Look Gay 00:10		buy track
	440.	Throwing Buttplugs on the Ice After My Favorite Male Figure Skater in the Olympics 00:11		buy track
	441.	A.C.A.B.P. (All Cowboys Are Butt Pirates) 00:06		buy track
	442.	Motorcycle Rides Are Basically Gay Parades 00:12		buy track
	443.	Sucking My Own Dick in Front of My Girlfriend to Show Her How It's Done 00:16		buy track
	444.	I Still Jerk Off to Memories of Sex From 10 Years Ago 00:08		buy track
	445.	Autistically Horny 00:10		buy track
	446.	I Want to Fuck the Slurm Queen 00:03		buy track
	447.	I Want to Fuck the Brain Bug 00:10		buy track
	448.	I Want to Shove My Dick Into Twinkie Clark's Toothgap 00:06		buy track
	449.	I Wish Lauren Daigle Would Sit on My Face 00:11		buy track
	450.	Asking the Lamp Genie for an Oompa Loompa Sex Slave Three Times 00:02		buy track
	451.	I'm Extremely Jealous of George Costanza's Sex Life 00:05		buy track
	452.	Chinese Slave Artist Painting 500 Perfect Van Gogh Replicas a Day 00:03		buy track
	453.	Yoko Ono Is an Amazing Artist 00:01		buy track
	454.	Horny for Yoko Ono's Juicy Butt 00:03		buy track
	455.	Weird Looking Guy Reading Harry Potter Erotic Fanfic on the Bus 00:03		buy track
	456.	Trapped in the Wallace and Gromit World for All Eternity 00:04		buy track
	457.	Always Grabbing the Milk From the Back at the Store in the Hope of Getting Into the “Take on Me” World 00:09		buy track
	458.	Spending $140000 on an Art Degree So I Can Earn $50 Commissions Drawing Furry Porn 00:06		buy track
	459.	Taking My Black Friend to the Peste Noire Show 00:07		buy track
	460.	Going to the Library to Buy Human Organs Online 00:09		buy track
	461.	Going to the Library With the Boys to Take the Dictionary and Look for "Penis" 00:04		buy track
	462.	Weird Looking Guy at the Library Taking Notes on 15 Books About Hitler 00:06		buy track
	463.	Oldest Dude at the Bumper Cars 00:06		buy track
	464.	Grown Adult Riding in the Backseat of a Car 00:09		buy track
	465.	40 Year Old Man Asking His Mom if He Can Have a Sleepover at His Friend's 00:07		buy track
	466.	Waiting for My Mom's Approval Before Swiping Right on Tinder 00:03		buy track
	467.	Parking Next to Lamborghinis Just to Door Ding Them 00:02		buy track
	468.	Working at a Gas Station Just to Put Diesel in Gas Cars and Vice Versa 00:05		buy track
	469.	Becoming a Mechanic Just to Cut People's Car's Brakes and Watch Them Crash as They Drive Away 00:05		buy track
	470.	Turn Signals Are Gay 00:11		buy track
	471.	Seatbelts Are Gay 00:08		buy track
	472.	I Shit My Pants on Purpose Every Time I Get Pulled Over 00:01		buy track
	473.	Car Crashing Idiot Causing Traffic Jams 00:04		buy track
	474.	Becoming a Trucker Just to Fuck Lot Lizards 00:05		buy track
	475.	Fucking My Truck to Own the Libs 00:06		buy track
	476.	If You Bomb Ukraine, We Will Ban McDonald’s 00:06		buy track
	477.	What the Fuck Is Ukraine? 00:06		buy track
	478.	Hayden Christensen Should Have Won a Teen Choice Award 00:15		buy track
	479.	I Have a Copy of Mr Rogers' Sex Tape 00:01		buy track
	480.	Dinosaurs Never Existed and Were Just Made Up to Sell Toys 00:03		buy track
	481.	Barney the Dinosaur Is a Pedophile 00:12		buy track
	482.	Hoping My Crush Won't Notice That I Never Change My Clothes 00:07		buy track
	483.	Liking My Crush's Pictures From 10 Years Ago 00:08		buy track
	484.	Inviting the Girl I Like to the Ocean and Getting Stung by a Jellyfish on Purpose So She'll Have to Pee on Me 00:10		buy track
	485.	Going to the Doctor for an AIDS Check Every Time I Accidentally Listen to Any Band Other Than Anal Cunt 00:13		buy track
	486.	Beyoncé Is Retarded, Rich White Men Run the World 00:05		buy track
	487.	Rich White Men Are Based 00:05		buy track
	488.	Based Landlord Raising Rent Just to Watch the Single Mom Struggle 00:07		buy track
	489.	Fucking Every Soldier's Wife That I Can While They're at War Fighting for My Freedom 00:06		buy track
	490.	Shooting Eagles With My Army Issued Rifle 00:07		buy track
	491.	Feeding Rice Grains to the Pigeons 00:07		buy track
	492.	Cute Deer Taking a Nap on the Side of the Highway 00:10		buy track
	493.	Bombing Children With Rainbow Flags Attached to My B-52 00:01		buy track
	494.	Shoving Insects Up My Ass to Boost My Gut Microbiota 00:04		buy track
	495.	I Illegally Ordered a Monkey Online When I Was Drunk and I Forgot and Now It's on My Doorstep 00:05		buy track
	496.	I Don’t Get Why Depressed People Don’t Just Try Being Happy 00:07		buy track
	497.	Going to Therapy Is Gay 00:08		buy track
	498.	Anxiety Is Fake 00:04		buy track
	499.	If You Read the First Letter of Every Title It's Elliot Rodger's Manifesto 00:05		buy track
	500.	This Album Is Dedicated to All the Virgins of the World 00:08		buy track

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