5-Way Split, by Mutilated Judge

5-Way Split

by Mutilated Judge

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1.	Genital Transubstantiation 02:36	lyrics	buy track
God entered into my body like a body my same size God plays with my dick with an electric hand Flop over this way, flop over that way Visions of Jesus saying “Jack me off” I call God ‘Dickie’, Dickie loves dick I’m God’s dick! I’m God’s dick! Receive the baptism of the holy ghost! Ge! Ni! Tal! Transubstantiation!
2.	I Cum Bacta 01:00	lyrics	buy track
I fill bacta tanks with my dick I make the biggest bacta cummies in town Everytime you took Bacta in Republic Commando You were injecting copious amounts of my jizz I cum bacta!
3.	Ostentatious Coochie Moisture Discharge 00:54	lyrics	buy track
Loudest pussy in the hood And it’s not only loud but stinky too Not to mention it’s bone dry This is the pussy that I like Ostentatious coochie… Moisture discharge! Shit’s so loud it pushes my cum backwards!
4.	Goregrinder Caught Jerking Off to His LDOH Cap 00:56	lyrics	buy track
Goregrind elitist Raging incel, basement virgin! You pretend to be the guardian of true goregrind You can’t hide your lack of talent behind a pitch shifter pedal Your mum caught you jerking off to your LDOH cap Keep on hating while fake grinders get all the pussy, nerd!
5.	I Bring My Sex Haver Friend With Me to Help Me Buy Condoms 01:32	lyrics	buy track
I’m trynna buy some raincoats Rubber johnnys, love socks I’m trynna buy some sheep skins Cock covers, jimmy hats I bring my sex haver friend with me to help me buy condoms He’s got condom purchasing skills, he’s slept with so many chicks He knows what’s good for my willie, he knows what I should get This last thing sounded gay, I didn’t mean it that way, no homo The pharmacist shows us the XL ones My friend says no, ‘cause he knows my wiener small
6.	Of Kangz and Simps 01:42	lyrics	buy track
Grindcore god Honoring Seth Putnam’s ghost Grindcore God I’ve got more drink tickets tan you could dream of You call me ‘self-congratulatory’ I call you ‘beta cuck virgin’ Living the life of a grindcore god Banging chicks and doing drugs non-stop Ladies begging me for sex after the show But I can’t get hard ‘cause I’m too high on blow
7.	I Don't Give a Fuck About Your Coronavirus Quarantine Livestream 00:59	lyrics	buy track
I don’t give a fuck about your quarantine livestream Your band already sucked at real life shows I’d rather listen to 10 hours of Balkan war turbo-folk Than go through 20 minutes of uncoordinated shitty grind If you really want me to watch you streaming Try jerking off live ‘cause I love cum and cumming

about

International 5-way split with Gonorrea (Mexico), Menstrual Cocktail (Bulgaria), Rectal Wench (China) and Rectal Rodeo (Germany) out now via Endwar Records.

credits

released December 31, 2020

Gutcock - Vocals
Not A Babyrapist - Bass / Drum programming

Tracked and mixed by J. Domenech at Brutal Arratia Studio.
Mastered by Guilhermino Martins at Blind & Lost Studios (Sta. Marta de Penaguião, Portugal).

Cover artwork by More Than Gross Graphix.