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All Cats Are Bastards
01:08
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I kill cats on a daily basis
Kill cats, kill cats, kill cats, kill cats
One trillion cat kill streak
Kill cats, kill cats, kill cats, kill cats
All cats are bastards
Every single one of them
Hang them high, grind them up
Run them over with your truck
Hating cats is what fuels my life
Kill cats, kill cats, kill cats, kill cats
Turns me on to watch them die
Kill cats, kill cats, kill cats, kill cats
All cats are bastards
Every single one of them
Slit their throat, burn them alive
Crack open their fucking heads
Stupid useless ugly creatures
Kill cats, kill cats, kill cats, kill cats
Only cucks keep them as pets
Kill cats, kill cats, kill cats, kill cats
All cats are bastards
Every single one of them
Kill them all, send them to hell
Wipe them off the face of the earth
Kill cats, kill cats, kill cats, kill cats
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I donated blood
And it saved the life
Of a guy that fucked my ex
But technically it was
My blood filling his boner
So I fucked my ex
Vicarious boner
Ghost sex haver
You thought you were having sex?
Nah bro, it was me the entire time
Your dick was just a mere receptacle
It was my blood, ergo myself, who nailed her
You essentially got cucked by fucking
Can you see the irony, bro?
I donated blood
And it saved the life
Of a guy that fucked my ex
But technically it was
My blood filling his boner
So I fucked my ex
Actually, bro, you can no longer fuck anyone
It’s gonna be me every time
You’re basically my sex mech
Except I don’t actually control you
You have no escape, bro
I suggest you should kill yourself
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Epic of Cumshidfard
02:20
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Yeaaaaaahhhhhh
Ooooohhhhhhhhh
Born under the sign of the Cum
Raised by a pack of racist wolves
Breastfed cock and balls
Destined to walk the path of the Gay Gods
Cumshidfard is my name
I’m here to fight
Beware the Hammer of Cock
For I must cum and shid and fard
Spartan education made him strong
Strong as a hard, veiny schlong
He rode his horse all across the known world and beyond
He cummed and shidded and farded, and his tale was forever sung
Cumshidfard is my name
Cumshidfard is my name
Cumshidfard is my name
Cumshidfard is my name
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