Split w/ The Crypt, by Mutilated Judge

Split w/ The Crypt

by Mutilated Judge

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1.	Tumble Dried Cock 01:26	lyrics	buy track
I stopped washing my uncircumcised cock In the shower a long time ago It's such an ineffective way Of cleaning your ding-a-dong What I do is cut it off Wash it well and sew it back Stop carrying a stinky cock Wash your dick the redpilled way You'll no longer feel the pain Once you've done it a couple times Take the dullest knife you have Amputate your fucking cock Once I've severed my four inch hose I scratch all the dick cheese off Handwash it with Marseille soap Then I throw it in the washing machine And watch it go round and round For two hours and a half It comes out soaked and shrunk Looking like some snake's shed skin I tumble dry it for three hours I don't care about the environment And then I go to the hospital To get my penis sewed back
2.	Big Penis Is a Feminine Trait 01:35	lyrics	buy track
Having a large penis is a feminine trait Having sex for pleasure is a feminine trait Having sex at all is a feminine trait The average erect penis size is four inches Imagine not sleeping on the bare floor naked Imagine not taking cold showers at 5am Imagine not basing your entire diet on military MREs Imagine not keeping a rock inside your shoe at all times I base my entire personality on the following people: Anton Chigurh from No Country for Old Men Patrick Bateman from American Psycho Ryan Gosling in Drive and Blade Runner Saint Francis of Assisi
3.	Butthole Inspector 01:18	lyrics	buy track
Here is the butthole inspector Here is the butthole inspector Butthole inspector, here's my ID I require to see Everyone's anus immediately Do what I say or I'll give you a penalty (2x) Color: Check; Hygiene: Check; Wrinkles: Check; Hair: Check Congratulations on your asshole maintenance, guys No hemorrhoids or other issues detected Very healthy anuses indeed May I suggest a grooming routine Just to make sure everything stays alright (2x) I couldn't help but notice that some of you Have gone through anal bleachig treatments The safety of such treatments is yet to be proved But I have to admit it looks really cool

about

Split w/ The Crypt, Bilbao death metal out now via Brutal Arratia Records.

credits

released March 18, 2021

Gutcock - Vocals
Not A Babyrapist - Bass / Drum programming

Tracked, mixed and mastered by J. Domenech at Domenech Studio.

Cover artwork by Rafa Rodríguez.