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Drum machine. ignorant bass
The fakest grind act you’ll ever watch
Spending all the merch money on cheap ass drugs
Eating Heinz beans straight out of the can
Our families might think we’re a disgrace
And girls won’t touch us ‘cause our dicks smell
But while you’re getting bored at your stupid job
We’re playing for zero people and not getting paid at all
Another 12 hour bus ride
‘Cause we’re too broke to afford our own van
But we blindly believe that our homemade CDs
Will one day be worth a hundred on Discogs, you’ll see!
No sleep till Rock N Roll Hall of Fame!
No sleep till Rock N Roll Hall of Fame!
Please buy us a shirt so we can get some dirt
And we’ll remember you when we pull up and get rich
Pretending we’re underground while the lean season lasts
We’ll laugh at you all when we become rockstars!
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Brojob
01:21
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When everything goes wrong and there’s nothing to live for
There’s always a good friend you can rely on
If your girlfriend dumped you or your parents kicked you out
I’ll give you what you need, just pull your pants down
Bro, I see you’re sad
Let me suck your dick and cheer you up
You don’t even have to ask
Let me suck your fucking cock
Sometimes a brojob is all you need
To see a light at the end of the tunnel
I’ll suck you dry and guzzle the jizz
‘Cause you’re more than a friend, you’re my brother
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Anyone else find this scene really hot
Where this alien farts at Jar Jar?
The alien looks so feminine and sexy
And the way it farts and turns to flaunt it
Like it’s inviting him to get closer
For the next one
I first watched this movie when I was very young
And I have masturbated to this scene so many times
Anyone else find this scene really hot
Where this alien farts at Jar Jar?
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